Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Machine

A conversation with Espy during bathtime with her sisters:

ESPY
Is there a machine in your body that makes babies?
GRACE
Not really, your body takes care of the baby until the baby is ready to come out.
ESPYBut how does God put the baby in the machine?
GRACE(nervously bathing children & getting ready to call for Bill)
Well, God...
ESPY...I want to have 5000 babies with my machine.
GRACE5000 is a lot of babies. Why don't you start out with 5?
ESPYHow about 500?
GRACEWe'll see.
ESPYOk, we'll see.