My two youngest AND my cousin are taking their afternoon naps. My oldest is doing a page in her summer workbook - I know, what a mean mom making her do schoolwork during the summer.
So I wanted to share something fast & funny.
I love The Office.
I love conversations between Dwight and Jim:
DWIGHT SCHRUTE
Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
JIM HALPERT
Does my room have cable?
DWIGHT
No. And the sheets are made of fire.
JIM
Can I change rooms?
DWIGHT
Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
JIM
Can I have a late check-out?
DWIGHT
I'll have to talk to the manager.
JIM
You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
DWIGHT
I'm the owner, the co-owner - with Satan!
JIM
Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
DWIGHT
But I haven't told you my salary yet.
JIM
Go.
DWIGHT
Eighty thousand dollars.
So I wanted to share something fast & funny.
I love The Office.
I love conversations between Dwight and Jim:
DWIGHT SCHRUTE
Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
JIM HALPERT
Does my room have cable?
DWIGHT
No. And the sheets are made of fire.
JIM
Can I change rooms?
DWIGHT
Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
JIM
Can I have a late check-out?
DWIGHT
I'll have to talk to the manager.
JIM
You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
DWIGHT
I'm the owner, the co-owner - with Satan!
JIM
Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
DWIGHT
But I haven't told you my salary yet.
JIM
Go.
DWIGHT
Eighty thousand dollars.
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