Memory Loss

 There are probably ten thousand things that our girls have said that I find hilarious - that I promise myself I'll remember, but of course - I don't.
Thus the random conversations below...

On singing together:
ISABELLA

We're great songers, Momma.

GIANNA
I just want to bite Evangeline, Momma.
GRACE
Why do you say that?
GIANNA
Her skin is so soft!
GRACE
Don't do it, but where?
GIANNA
On her cheek or her leg.

ISABELLA

Honey, I have to go wash the dishes.

GRACE

Ok, honey.

ISABELLA

No, Mommy.  I'm pretending I'm the mommy, and you're the honey.

GRACE

Ok, mommy.

ISABELLA

Ok, honey - I'll be right back.  I'm going to wash the dishes.  I love you, honey.

On seeing bows in Gianna's hair:

ISABELLA

Gianna's so beautiful!

On Rapunzel's hair length:

ISABELLA

Rapunzel's hair is long long long long long long long long.

(as she runs around the living room)

GIANNA

Momma, Espy and I are putting all our squinkies together.  When we get married, we're going to get a big house and show our kids all our toys.

On wearing her glasses at the beach:
ISABELLA
I need to take them off because if they go in the ocean, they'll be gone forever.
or
I'm giving them to NeNe and PaPa because they'll be far far far far far far far away.

ESPY
I'll be twelve, and Gianna'll be ten when we're in the Olympics.

GRACE

Please be kind to your sister.  If I hear her crying and see that you've hurt her,
I'm going to have to spank your bottom.
ISABELLA
And then it's going to drop to the ground?  And I won't have a booty?  For real?
GRACE
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but please be nice to Evangeline.
ISABELLA
I will, Mommy - I will.